Wankuary

Not long now my friends, not long until we are finally liberated from the cold shackles of drycember in to the wet, warm and wonderful Wankuary!

Yes, thats right, I declare from hence forth the first month of the year as Wankuary (sponsored by Vaseline). What a glorious time of year this will be, where bodily juices flow freely once more and my normal evening  one-armed workout can resume as normal. Anyone preparing for this time may want to invest in caffeine pills for longevity and some E45, for any injuries that might occur. If you are a fan of the 'posh-wank' be sure not to aim at anything fragile because that latex torpedo will surely fly free and obliterate any material object in sight, with the full force of a months sexual frustration.

Drycember cannot be held accountable for any damage caused by flying condoms

I can offer no other advice and leave you with wishes for a good new years eve, and an even better new years day! - The Jizzster