Well, this is new.

After going to bed last night after an hour long erection, I feared the worst for the morning. Upon waking up, I was covered in a bodily fluid. Luckily, it was not erection liquid, but I was sweating like a kid on Jim'll fix it.

It's OK, I thought - surely the radiators are on, there's nothing wrong with me, but no, the radiators were stone cold. And the erection was still present. For another hour.

Hopefully I never wake up wetter than a lesbian in a fish market ever again, it was most unpleasant.