Wednesday, 4 December 2013

An eternity...

Four days down and I'm not going to beat around the bush (if you'll pardon the pun), it's tough. Reading online tips on how to get rid of an erection without masturbating is but one of my extra curricular activities at the moment. Apparently some useful tips are to think of Susan Boyle (unless you're in to beastiality), put something in your lap (other than your hand) and wash your face. I am yet to try these methods out and will report back on their success rates when I have done so. Being out of the UK, alone with a good internet connection is a recipe for disaster, especially in Germany, where porn is both weirdly arousing and widely accessible.

Trying my best to ignore the signs

Remember stay strong, don't bash the bishop, don't charm the snake and don't make the bald man cry!

The Jester

Monday, 2 December 2013

Hard Times

First of all I'd like to say hello again from the Jizzster and congratulations to anyone reading this page, by even returning to take on the challenge again you have done yourself proud!

I think it's fair to say at this stage that the difficulty of this challenge is in no way diminished having completed it last year. If anything the awareness of the mental and physical trials that lie ahead only makes me more nervous and, because of this, more eager to break the oath.

In addition, unlike last year we three journeyman of this arduous trail are separated and can no longer give each other the level of moral support that was so vital in the success of the previous attempt. I wish you all luck in the weeks ahead. May your balls be blue, and your members throbbing.

The Jizzster

It's not going to be easy

So we're two days in and the worrying sign is, that I am absolutely gagging for a wank. I'm currently on a work placement and I've had a stressful, fairly shitty two days, and all I want to do is to book an appointment with Dr. Jerkoff. However due to the oath I swore when I undertook this challenge; this is no longer possible.

We would also like to wish Sergeant Spaff, our comrade from last year, well as he currently receives therapy for his porn and consequent masturbation addiction.

29 days to go...for all those joining us in our quest, good luck and spread the word!

Back again!

So, we're back at this time of year again. It comes around so fast. I must admit, I forgot and so I am not fully prepared for this. I have refrained from a personal massage for a few days already now, and so my plight will be all the more difficult. Still, I hope my misfortune will give you other brave troopers hope and strength to carry on.

If I can make it, so can you.


It's a long road ahead, brothers.

Saturday, 30 November 2013

The Return of Drycember

Greetings all! So it's that time of year again, a whole year has passed full of masturbation and hence we find ourselves asking can we do without it? So myself (the Jester), the Jizzster and Kleenex Kommando will once again attempt to complete one whole month without wanking.

We are now at the preparation stage, where various different approaches have been undertaken. Method 1: wank until your cock looks like a peperami and hope that you've emptied the "tank". Method 2: crack out a couple to enjoy your last few days of freedom and Method 3 which goes with total abstinence.

Once again, we'll be documenting the challenge on here, so keep checking it up and if you feel like it, join in the challenge!

Best regards

The Jester

Tuesday, 1 January 2013

Until next time...

Just a quick farewell to all of our faithful supporters at the end of this arduous quest. I can only hope you've enjoyed today as much as I have, and I can say confidently now that I will remember my wank today as clearly as I do my first, all those years ago. Never again will I take for granted the ability to masturbate whenever I desire, and all the comforts that come with it. I regret that it may take until the next Drycember for the new sores on my hands to fully heal from todays...festivities.

The pain was nothing compared to the relief
Until next time! - The Jizzster

The End of a Journey

Alas, our epic journey challenging the temptations of masturbation has ended, and quite frankly I'm glad. These last few days were torture to be honest, and I've been counting down the days for a while. My cock has finally exploded and my balls have been drained, no longer weighing me down. The most accurate way of describing my ejaculation would be through this video

This challenge has given me a true perspective on how valuable masturbation is for a healthy life and has made me appreciate the act of tugging much more than I had before. Drycember was a pleasure to do, strengthening the friendship with my brethrin and dont worry this will not be the last time you hear of The Jester, Sergeant Spaff, The Jizzsster and Kleenexkommando.

Happy New Year and Tug Away!

The Jester