An eternity...

Four days down and I'm not going to beat around the bush (if you'll pardon the pun), it's tough. Reading online tips on how to get rid of an erection without masturbating is but one of my extra curricular activities at the moment. Apparently some useful tips are to think of Susan Boyle (unless you're in to beastiality), put something in your lap (other than your hand) and wash your face. I am yet to try these methods out and will report back on their success rates when I have done so. Being out of the UK, alone with a good internet connection is a recipe for disaster, especially in Germany, where porn is both weirdly arousing and widely accessible.

Trying my best to ignore the signs

Remember stay strong, don't bash the bishop, don't charm the snake and don't make the bald man cry!

The Jester