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Tuesday 1 January 2013
Until next time...
Just a quick farewell to all of our faithful supporters at the end of this arduous quest. I can only hope you've enjoyed today as much as I have, and I can say confidently now that I will remember my wank today as clearly as I do my first, all those years ago. Never again will I take for granted the ability to masturbate whenever I desire, and all the comforts that come with it. I regret that it may take until the next Drycember for the new sores on my hands to fully heal from todays...festivities.
Until next time! - The Jizzster
The End of a Journey
Alas, our epic journey challenging the temptations of masturbation has ended, and quite frankly I'm glad. These last few days were torture to be honest, and I've been counting down the days for a while. My cock has finally exploded and my balls have been drained, no longer weighing me down. The most accurate way of describing my ejaculation would be through this video
This challenge has given me a true perspective on how valuable masturbation is for a healthy life and has made me appreciate the act of tugging much more than I had before. Drycember was a pleasure to do, strengthening the friendship with my brethrin and dont worry this will not be the last time you hear of The Jester, Sergeant Spaff, The Jizzsster and Kleenexkommando.
Happy New Year and Tug Away!
The Jester
This challenge has given me a true perspective on how valuable masturbation is for a healthy life and has made me appreciate the act of tugging much more than I had before. Drycember was a pleasure to do, strengthening the friendship with my brethrin and dont worry this will not be the last time you hear of The Jester, Sergeant Spaff, The Jizzsster and Kleenexkommando.
Happy New Year and Tug Away!
The Jester
The End of the Road
So, it comes at last.
The first of January, the day we have been dreaming of. The day where release is possible, where masturbation becomes legal again.
To everyone who has undertaken this mammoth task, I salute you. I know the courage you possess, the fear you have experienced, and the pain that has shot through you. Well done.
We are finished now, and you can jizz with joy, polish your penis with pride, cum with conviction. You can finally fuck your hand and enjoy the sweet sweet feeling of an orgasm.
If you made it through drycember 2012 and feel weak, please realise you are not alone. We are here for you. We were always here for you. Counselling is available, please contact us.
The first of January, the day we have been dreaming of. The day where release is possible, where masturbation becomes legal again.
To everyone who has undertaken this mammoth task, I salute you. I know the courage you possess, the fear you have experienced, and the pain that has shot through you. Well done.
We are finished now, and you can jizz with joy, polish your penis with pride, cum with conviction. You can finally fuck your hand and enjoy the sweet sweet feeling of an orgasm.
If you made it through drycember 2012 and feel weak, please realise you are not alone. We are here for you. We were always here for you. Counselling is available, please contact us.
If this is not you on the first on January, please seek help.
Thank you for joining us on this journey, and I wish you the best in all your future endeavours.
Until next December (maybe),
KleenexKommando
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