Our Number One Fan - an apology

Today, I decided to open my email inbox to check if I could still remember my password. I could. Inside, I found a message from last year that I had callously not replied to. This post is dedicated to you, TangyTesticles. I hope you're with us this year.

In today's erectile news, I had a rager whilst on the bus. Feeling sleepy, I was forced to nap with my hands strategically placed over the crotch area. I hope no-one noticed. I'm fairly sure they didn't, but you never know. These are the Drycember struggles, ladies and gents.

-KleenexKommando