On the second day of our epic challenge, I have little temptation to report, the snake remains uncharmed and my balls continue to gain weight. The only time of temptation was seeing the night-out attire of a very attractive female-friend last night, (she looked banging): however with the help and support of my fellow participants, my hands remained out of my trousers. The effects of Drycember have been noticeable, leaving my daily routine of masturbation has resulted in changes in my behaviour: I have become quite distant and have started seeing penis imagery everywhere I look.

Nevertheless, two days in, I remain committed to the cause, remaining with the motto, 'No Tug unless you pull at Plug'.