Erection Extravaganza

The challenge has stepped up a gear, directly effecting my daily life, as polishing the family jewels becomes more and more of a priority for me. The number of erections I am encountering everyday are astounding, I swear men don't normally experience this number of hard-ons. It is crazy, the need to drain the sack is overwhelming.

Nevertheless, I intend to keep my penis full and my balls to remain obese, for the good of the cause, good luck to you lads and ladies ;) Stay strong, resist the temptation to have a tug of war with the cyclops or flick the bean. Tweet us on @drycember

The Jester