Lent: because Drycember is too difficult for priests

While my post may have started with a joke, the first two days of this voyage into the unknown have been no laughing matter. Due to an error I made in reading the calender I did not masturbate on the 30th of November, believing that the following day would be my last chance to grease the pole. 

Any of you who are not retarded, will have quickly spotted that the 31st of November does not exist and that I extended my already arduous task by an extra day. I am coping well at the moment but I have no doubt that I'll be feeling that extra day in the weeks to come - The Jizzster