The first of January, the day we have been dreaming of. The day where release is possible, where masturbation becomes legal again.
To everyone who has undertaken this mammoth task, I salute you. I know the courage you possess, the fear you have experienced, and the pain that has shot through you. Well done.
We are finished now, and you can jizz with joy, polish your penis with pride, cum with conviction. You can finally fuck your hand and enjoy the sweet sweet feeling of an orgasm.
If you made it through drycember 2012 and feel weak, please realise you are not alone. We are here for you. We were always here for you. Counselling is available, please contact us.
If this is not you on the first on January, please seek help.
Thank you for joining us on this journey, and I wish you the best in all your future endeavours.
Until next December (maybe),
KleenexKommando
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