Drycember - Three Mens' Dream

We dedicate this blog to our dear friend Girth Vader currently suffering from a intense masturbation addiction and is currently in rehab, our thoughts are with him.

On the 19th November 2012, three brave young men swore an oath, condemning the practice of masturbation throughout the entire month of December, and enlisted in a strict regime of strenuous exercise and improved physical capacity, in order to better themselves. This adventure, it must be remembered, will be long, treacherous, and will challenge the very friendship that this challenge is based upon, as masturbation to many is almost a hobby. During our brave challenge we will be posting daily blogs, documenting our progress and the extents to which we have been testedd. If any of you readers wish to provide asny suggestions for us or would like to back the bid and join us, please feel free, as all contributions are welcome.

There will be occasions, where one would be tempted to 'crack one out', sneaking off to polish the sword, however we warriors will resist as Jesus did:

"Then Jesus was led by the Spirit into the desert to be tempted by the devil. After fasting for forty days and forty nights, He was hungry. The tempter came to Him and said, 'If you are the Son of God, tell these stones to become bread'. Jesus answered, 'It is written: ‘Man shall not live on bread alone, but on every word that comes from the mouth of God.’”(Matthew 4: 1-11)

The Bread in this instance, can clearly be seen as a representation of a man's love of his right or left hand. The Pope Benedict XVI has praised the planned efforts of the three young gents, and in a recent interview outside a local orphanage in the vicinity to his Palace in the Vatican, he claimed that, "God was shining down upon them, and that only "catholic priests are allowed to play with young boys penises", whilst expressing his horror about being linked to the Jimmy Saville sex scandal. 

 

Many people might say, that this task is impossible due to the wide availability of pornography, however as Ron Jeremy, famous for destroying many a fine lady with his schlong commented, "You cannot blame porn. When I was young, I used to masturbate to Gilligan's Island". Our chances of completing this task look bleak, but our resilience is strong and we will triumph

If some people reading this are struggling with a masturbation addiction and are inspired by our challenge, please visit this help and advice page

http://www.healthguidance.org/entry/15619/1/How-to-Stop-a-Masturbation-Addiction.html

Thats All People

The Jester