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A must buy for Drycember. Wonder if it comes in adult size?

A New Year - A New Challenge

I think it's fair to say that there are some challenges in life that get easier with repetition. Tying your shoelaces, riding a bike, putting on condoms. However, Drycember is not like these challenges. First time round or third year running, there is an apprehension, a tension, a fear which comes as you approach the fateful month.

Now, I don't write these words with the intention of frightening people. On the contrary my brothers and sisters, I write these words to remind you that it's normal to have reservations, its normal to have temptations, but that we are all here with you, hand in hand, penis in trousers.

We hear at the #Drycember blog wish you all the best this year. May your spirit remain unbroken, just as your balls remain blue.

Regards,
The Jizzster

Our Number One Fan - an apology

Today, I decided to open my email inbox to check if I could still remember my password. I could. Inside, I found a message from last year that I had callously not replied to. This post is dedicated to you, TangyTesticles. I hope you're with us this year.

In today's erectile news, I had a rager whilst on the bus. Feeling sleepy, I was forced to nap with my hands strategically placed over the crotch area. I hope no-one noticed. I'm fairly sure they didn't, but you never know. These are the Drycember struggles, ladies and gents.

-KleenexKommando

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